Person: what’s wrong?
Me: nothing…
Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015
which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt
im an orange juice grandma
texting
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girl: im dying
me: without me? :/
In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.
Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym
My last brain cell is heart shaped
He loves getting his haircut!
this is one of the best things if not the best I’ve seen in my life
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